So The Sims 3 might have the greatest patch notes ever
- Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal Subway stations from lots.
- Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor.
- The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation.
- Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels.
- It is no longer possible to ‘Try for Baby’ with the Grim Reaper.
- “Become Enemies with Child” wish no longer appears.
- Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out.
- Pregnant sims can no longer brawl.
- Baby Sims will no longer become stuck on a Sim’s hand while driving a car.
- Sims will no longer receive a wish to “Skinny Dip” with Mummies.
- A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die.
I can’t stop laughing holy shit