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And then he made a Chuck Testa joke.
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How Snape deals with bitches.
When people dick around in his class:
When people make fun of his hair:
When that ho Trelawney takes the last of the treacle tart:
When Slytherin always loses the fucking house cup:
Those goddamn Marauders:
But at least they died before he did:
When he thinks of Lily Evans:
And then he remembers how she ditched him for that hooker James Potter and died and left him to deal with her bitch son until the day he died:
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